How to fix a Painting
How to fix a painting your struggling with.
Step 1.
Hit a point of frustration that you curse at your painting "I hate you, I hate you. I'm going to Burn you!"
Step 2.
Find your Blowtorch.
Step 3.
Follow through on your threat.
Step 4.
Revel at the sight of your painting burning. Take pride in the fact that you actually really honestly did burn your painting.
Step 5.
Run for water and douse your painting when you realize that it might actually turn into an interesting painting if you can stop the flames in time.
Step 6.
Never claim that you were trying to destroy your painting. Instead claim that it's part of your "Artistic Process."
Happy Painting!!!
Step 1.
Hit a point of frustration that you curse at your painting "I hate you, I hate you. I'm going to Burn you!"
Step 2.
Find your Blowtorch.
Step 3.
Follow through on your threat.
Step 4.
Revel at the sight of your painting burning. Take pride in the fact that you actually really honestly did burn your painting.
Step 5.
Run for water and douse your painting when you realize that it might actually turn into an interesting painting if you can stop the flames in time.
Step 6.
Never claim that you were trying to destroy your painting. Instead claim that it's part of your "Artistic Process."
Happy Painting!!!
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